BIGGS &
BAILEY FILM REVIEWS
Get the verdict on the latest films
from our resident film critics Biggs
and Bailey.
Bailey: On general release this month is Inspector Gadget.
Biggs : Inspector Garbage more like.
Bailey : This incredibly powerful
movie looks at the conflict between man and machine culminating in the central character,
exquisitely played by Matthew Broderick, adopting and incorporating the features of ever potent technology to become a kind of chimera: a half man,
half-machine monstrosity.
Biggs : What the hell are you
talking about? This film’s a comedy based
on a children’s cartoon series.
Bailey : One cannot overlook the
metaphorical representations in this artistic endeavour.
Biggs: You’re so full of crap.
Bailey: And you’re a Philistine
who has no appreciation for the….
Biggs: Put a sock in it! At
least I don’t look like the backside of donkey.
Bailey: How dare you! I’m here to
review a film and you insult me.
Biggs : More like accurately describe your appearance.
Bailey: You’re immaturity is quite astounding!
Biggs : As is your B.O. I didn’t want to work with a guy who’s so up himself that his head is in his ass.
Bailey: That’s it. I’m
going. I’ve never had to work with such
a puerile idiot.
Biggs : Oh go suck on your
mamma’s…... (That’s more than
enough….Editor)
Next week Biggs and Bailey will
attempt to review another film without disembowelling each other.
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