Dear Barbara

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Dear Barbara

I don’t know where to turn, so I’m writing to you in desperation. The other day I found my husband wearing my stockings and underwear. He claimed it was a mistake and that he had accidentally put them on, but I think it’s something more. We’ve been married 14 years and it’s the first time he’s done anything like this. Please help. I would like to remain anonymous so please do not print my name and address.

Yours in desperation.

Barbara Writes:

It’s obvious what the problem is here Mrs Clare Thompson of 4 Oakwood avenue, Romford, London. As his wife you’ve been far too feminine around him, thus unduly influencing him. May I suggest wearing a false moustache and chest wig around him in the coming weeks.

If this does not work this only means one thing. You’re both sick and twisted people who should be barred from decent civilised society. You should leave the country and take up living in a leech infested swamp in the remotest part of the South American jungles, never to disturb human life again.

Away with yous!

Just to remind you that my new book “Why Compassion and Kindness is the key to life” is available now from all good bargain basements.

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